It is good to be amusing, for one’s health and for others; however may not be so much, if you decide to be at helm of affairs of a country,
boasting of proud legacy of the Nepalese. But old habits die hard, and one starts feeling itchy, about how his country is too small for his recurrent advertent gaffe.
Since, now considered mostly in a dismissive tone by his citizens, this gentleman decides to train his attention on his centuries-old somber brother, not realizing the spank he has invited, to befall him.
His cacophonic insistence of owning things, be it Ships (despite being a landlocked country), to second-hand toy aircrafts bought from the neighborhood’s “two timing world scrap yard dealer” (who miraculously also offered a decent bribe), has reached the limit.
Hence, now he wants to have both Lord Rama and Goddess Sita, all for himself. It is barely comprehensible how he lets other Nepalis have a bit of Nepal, and we earthlings a bit of Earth(reminds us a bit of the
neighborhood scrap yard dealer, by the name Xi Jinping’s fancy with neighbor’s lands).
While in the same spirit, Oli continues
to deny himself the pleasures and satisfaction of having a bit of common sense of the times and wisdom of the years of age.
with a readily available ‘Comic avatar’ of Kim Jong Un
When Oli remarked about the subtle differentiation in strains of Coronavirus,
few knew that the Nepalese Prime Minister was an expert virologist. This revelation came a few days ago when he authoritatively proclaimed that the Coronavirus strain coming from India was more lethal than that of China.
While observers scratched their heads to find out, how exactly Oli got this bit of critical information, and the scientific material that he has, to have
made this astounding claim, he comes up with a another record-making declaration. That the Nepali DNA is already protected from Coronavirus.
know to foreign media, very like his contemporary Kim Jong Un (in substance and technique as well) for his antics, he was taken seriously, albeit for moments before reality set in. Media rushed to the office of The Onion (who had announced Kim Jong Un as the
“Sexiest Man Alive” for the year 2012). Onion seriously were missing an inspiration at the international stage, in form of our bright boy Oli.
Who will Gift more territories to China?
One Upmanship war with Pakistan; and Oli is racing ahead!
However, Kim Jong Un is not the only international inspiration, as Oli actively worships the leadership of Imran Khan. Pakistan is now sure of its international fan base(though
still score reads 01-rest all), when they realized that they are not the only one ceding territories to China in return for bribes( though they secretly detest, how can a Politician get it directly, after all it is willed by Allah, only for Generals)
Pakistan relinquished Shaksgam Tract, an area of more than 2,700 sq mi, and Oli countered by gifting a Gurkha Village Rui along with 11 places
across Nepal. But wait, Imran Khan now gifts Gilgit-Baltistan and Gwadar, with conclaves of thousands of Chinese settlers in the area. Seems Oli can’t win this one from Imran Khan.
But hey wait, Oli’s challenge was clear, when around 36 hectares of land in four districts of Nepal were gifted to China by Oli : Imran Khan dare not mess with Oli. Pakistan voluntarily dropped out of the
race, once they realized about the ace up Oli’s sleeve-gifting Mt Everest to China.
In a string of humiliating defeat of Imran
Khan, with the world watching, Oli counters Pakistani traffic signposts in Mandarin, by making mandarin compulsory in Nepal. Oli is deeply impressed with the Uighur Reeducation camps in East Turkestan (Xinxiang), where the first step was making Mandarin compulsory.
Pakistan volunteering for Debt Trap by allowing empty infrastructure of CPEC : Oli counters by proudly inventing his own Debt Trap, what the locals call
as Kagat Ko Rail.
Pakistan decides to welcome the cheap Chinese goods thereby sacrificing and closedown of thousands of Pakistani Factories. Imran Khan promised “Ghabrana Nahi Hai” to all those out of job